GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MOSSY

Now we know this was taken in the moment of a terrible facial expression, but there ain't no denying that Kate Moss is a fucking dog. The supermodel (past-it slapper) once again ditched her kid and did an "all-nighter" with the girls (fellow slappers) around London and looked like she'd been gobbed on at the end of the night. We are very miffed as to why all these companies want such overrated trash to be their muse, but maybe a coke head skank helps with sales these days? We'll admit we're pretty bitter she earns a fortune looking a mess posing in front of a camera, but if she's so hot why does everyone airbrush it huh?

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DOES MOSSY HAVE AN UGLY TWIN?

Without the use of Photoshop "models" like Kate Moss would frankly have no career. The coke whore was snapped arriving at the airport in London recently and it looked fucking DOG rough. Can you even believe that she's capable of looking like the photo on the left without FUCK loads of retouching? It's like she has a head transplant for every print ad she does, cause there ain't no way in hell Mossy can scrub up this well compared to her unfortunate reality. Rank skin, flat hair, crooked teeth and wrinkles galore doesn't really make us think of a supermodel.

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IT'S DEFINITELY FROM CROYDON

Wow, we really love it when supermodels leave their house and step out into natural daylight. You don't look so camera ready now do ya Kate Moss? The "supermodel" was snapped leaving an offie in London after buying some fags and she looked like a haggard slapper. We're guessing she let out a huge fart and then made herself feel sick with the smell hence the pretty facial expression. See now Rimmel should of used this pic to promote their mascara ennit.

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FROM RIMMEL TO CLEARASIL

Could someone please get this bitch a bag to put over her head cause it's makin' us feel sick! Ultra DOG rough model (slapper) Kate Moss was pictured falling out of yet another drug filled club with her mates Tracey and Kayleigh the other night. Urgh just about everything in this photo is making us quiver with disgust. Kate's barnet looked like it was dragged through a hedge backwards and then cummed on, her skin was a right state (thanks to using Rimmel products) and her STUNNING nose was lopsided thanks to Mr. Cocaine! We can honestly say that we have no fucking idea how this bitch gets work.

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AVID SUN BLOCK USER

Who'd have thought "supermodel" Kate Moss could be the next poster girl for sun block? Talk about sun damage love, urgh what a fucking MESS she is lately (last 10 years). We DO NOT understand how this EPIC dog lands so many advertising campaigns? Maybe it's her beautiful skin tone, glossy locks or perfect "white" smile that attracts? Forgive our sarcasm but we have to make a joke of her face cause otherwise we'll throw up. If ever a woman owed her success to Photoshop, it would HAVE to be Kate. It does however look like she's really taken care of herself over the years (containing laughter), but every time we see a photo of her we literally wanna force her to shower. Oh to be a supermodel.

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ILLEGAL MODEL

Wow, for a "supermodel" Kate Moss looks truly fucking DOG rough. She was pictured out in London with her pal (ugly sister) en route to lunch, and according to the restaurant she politely requested that they remove the cress from the watercress soup. We truly do believe her when she says she's "naturally skinny". Anyhoo the pair of trollops were seen lightin' up outside after they'd visited the restroom for a little pick me up (line of coke), and Kate was NOT sporting one of her best looks. Listen up girls (aged 13 to 35), you are buying Rimmel mascara that is only safe when applied to the lashes of a "hog" aka human dog. And to think there's no warning on their products!

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